i didn’t want to say anything, but . . .
your mom/roommate/brother/assistant told me that as much as they appreciated the giftcard/tie/fruitcake/troll doll you gave them for their birthday/christmas/wedding/guy fawkes day, this year, what they really want is some custom stationary/a logo for their dream business/art for their walls/not a troll doll.
don’t worry, i can hook you up.
- sarah